"Let's agree to disagree" - Translation: You're wrong but I'm tired.

How close I am to losing my shit:

I swear Spotify take money out of my account every week

She is tired.... She is drained..... She needs a break.... She is me.

I can’t wait to get my hair cut

Nothing changes if nothing changes.

the feeling of forwarding an email you have been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel

I really need botox

Life

My head is fucked man

Wish something would just go right for once

Can I put sudocrem on my mental health

Diary entry, 19.7.22 Bloody hell.

My toxic Trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in a asylum

I actually feel like a fat ugly tramp right now i’m needing a major glow up before the new year 🤧

personally, i lost every fuck there is to give

Is there such a thing as Tired Bitch Breathing? Because sometimes I just let out a heavy sigh not because I’m particularly salty AT someone but because I just need a good deep breath every once in awhile to keep me going.

Staying in all day, then being told by the delivery company that you were, in fact, not at home after all

How cute is Catherine from Octopus Energy thank you so much, this really made my day 🖤 #greatcustomerservice #giveCatherinearaise