Chris Mallon (@csmallon) 's Twitter Profile
Chris Mallon

@csmallon

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calendar_today27-10-2016 18:43:27

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Have to admit, Cineworld knows how to handle goodwill. Power went out before Captain Marvel ran.... so when the power came back, they ran it without ads and gave everyone complimentary tickets for another screening. Bravo. #captainmarvel

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Some great customer service in your Cheltenham town centre branch, dropped my cold brew and they replaced it free of charge. Only noticed the bantz on the cup the next day. Well played, Starbucks UK 😂😂😂

Some great customer service in your Cheltenham town centre branch, dropped my cold brew and they replaced it free of charge.
Only noticed the bantz on the cup the next day. Well played, <a href="/StarbucksUK/">Starbucks UK</a> 😂😂😂
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Hi deliveroo. We didn’t order this, it isn’t to our address, and the girl who lives at the address in this building isn’t called Charlotte. Let’s hope poor Charlotte got a replacement bills burger? #lolwut Deliveroo @BillsRestaurant

Hi deliveroo. We didn’t order this, it isn’t to our address, and the girl who lives at the address in this building isn’t called Charlotte. Let’s hope poor Charlotte got a replacement bills burger? #lolwut <a href="/Deliveroo/">Deliveroo</a> @BillsRestaurant
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Erm.... Pasta Evangelists UK , your pasta is delicious and I know that expectation can sometimes not match reality... but I think you need to be careful with your photograph choices vs what you send, think I’m missing my salmon 🤦‍♂️😂

Erm.... <a href="/pastaevangelist/">Pasta Evangelists UK</a> , your pasta is delicious and I know that expectation can sometimes not match reality... but I think you need to be careful with your photograph choices vs what you send, think I’m missing my salmon 🤦‍♂️😂
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This is why people do not trust this government one jot. Pure evasiveness and no contrition - to a level where it makes conversations comically bizarre. Well done Piers Morgan for pinning Hancock down on this.

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You know what I need on my way into work? The Slack app to demand an update, then log me out of my workspace right when I don’t have to faff around *but* when I need to check my team channel. /s, to be clear.

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I don’t know whether you still do these, but it’s my birthday today, and being in the UK I still don’t have my TLJ copy yet so can’t watch it. A shout out from @HamillHimself would be a nice stand in 😀