I’m back on Twitter. Good bye normal sleep

Still a little shook that Gary Galka follows me. He’s so cool!!!!

Y’all need to cool it with the Christmas bullshit. Consumerism and political correctness is literally ruining this for me. It’s not even thanksgiving and I’m already bombarded with holiday bullshit. #christmasisovwrrated #unpopluaropinion fuck you santa

I meant overrated I can’t spell to save my life, but atleast im adult enough to admit it.

Discovered a good life hack if you are college aged and want to save money. Just find out where the local food pantries are and sign up and get what you need for free every two weeks or more

A warning to those with two year olds or toddlers in their lives, they make great bacteria factories

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To whoever stole my bag at Suds appeal laundry mat go fuck yourself. Also Haha there was nothing anything really to value in there so if you could leave it back where you found it in the lost and found of the laundry mat next to Checkmates thanks

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Hey all you fabulous people. Happy Pride month and please stay safe. I am an unapologetic pride ally. Remember if you do not feel safe coming out to your family, please don’t come out until you feel safe, your safety and well-being is more important.

So I am watching YouTube, and I just got an ad for scooters , the problem you ask, I have no idea how they know that I owned a scooter. I am very scared , they are watching me , I have don’t think I have ever posted about having a scooter anywhere. I am very scared. #why

#DangerousWorkSite Mother of dick they need to leave the Alexandria it's killing them and making them weak

#Keepwalking damnit u let a wife and child beater walk Rick wtf

#Keepwalking in the words of Ron Bergandy well this escalated quickly

My moped scooter looks like it came off an episode of the walking dead his name is Daryl

@tonnslingdog watching an old episode of criminal minds and Gabriel olds name pops up got excited

@tonnslingdog congrats on ur new commercial sir