If Donald J. Trump wins: watch out for riots and looting agin, if sleepy Joe Biden wins: Republicans still go back to work......To bad all Americans can’t just work hard...

Just waiting for Biden to fall over on the stage 🤣🤣

Two positive and amazing things have happened so far in 2021. 1. Made some bomb ass whiskeys 2. Taken some amazing pisses 🤣🤣🤣 #crownroyal #whiskey

I bet $100 sleepy joe has already taken a nap today 🤣 pry even on a podium #wefucked

If you’re single today just remember you’re saving money! If you were dating someone it’s a 99% chance they would break your heart! My advice.... but a dog and whiskey

April fools my liver last night .......

Had to bring another tv down to watch UFC because TRILLER is a waste of money Jake Paul - I should of just went to a concert for $50

June 1, 2007: AA Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman with one of the all-time great manager tirades. The perfectly executed rosin bag hand grenade toss, preceded by suspense-building army crawl should be displayed in Cooperstown.

Unless your name is Doug and you are gay…. #ballsfordays

Or you could let an idiot take the wheel #blindgovernment #grandpacantdrive

Why do I buy everclear by the case? Because it’s cheaper Duha #everclear #noproblemhere #bottomsup

I’m a fucking good catholic and son of a bitch! I wear condoms…… #charles #trojan Charles Solko

You would think Colorado Department of Transportation (CDOT) could afford a new interstate or resurface job with all the #weed taxes in the state. #worstroadsever #i70 #accidents #coloradodot

Happy 4th Of July! 😆 God bless America 🇺🇸 🏌️‍♂️

Arizona is weird, their cold water is 75 degrees…. Hungover showers are pointless

Babe Ruth after pulling an 84 mph fastball 265ft down the line at Polo Grounds for a homer.. 😂😂

Statement from Vice Chancellor, Director of Athletics - Trev Alberts.

Bring this fella to Kansas, we can put him to work at a dairy

We can space travel the universe but can’t figure out how to count votes. Maybe Elon Musk should create the next election counting machines #electionfraud #election

Trump just announced he’s running for President in 2024. THIS IS HISTORIC. Retweet RIGHT NOW if you’re endorsing him!