Today I learned one of the most impressive things in my life. It's called Russian cursive.

After speaking in Spotify links, we're speaking in memes now.

Seductive Sunday?

List two pet peeves. — Unprofessionalism, airs and graces. curiouscat.qa/cshbb/post/112…

Since you left a lil’ note on my doorstep, i thought i’d do the same: Didn’t know i’d have the opportunity to ent… — 11 days later and we're in each other's arms. curiouscat.qa/cshbb/post/112…

I’m Tristan’s biggest hypewoman. They caught me in the middle of the act on camera.

Just scratching the surface.

Wine in the morning, she says, “Baby, do you have to go?”

Any tips on dealing with a mean girlfriend?

Quarantine got Tristan like… 🎨. Yes, it was spontaneous. Don’t ask me, i’m just the supportive girlfriend watching him from the counter top.

Thinking of this sugarplum.

She lives rent free in my head.

I am bleeding for all the wrong reasons.

Touch her and I’ll break your neck.

You are secretly obsessed with me and it’s not my fault people think that way.

Hi.. is anyone even alive here?