everything you thought you knew about tidal waves is wrong "oh but i know the moon doesn't pull anything, it's actually a pinch effect" yeah yeah sure but get a load of this. new zealand has high tide on one side of the island, and low tide on the other lol

10/10: Suti. What my mother calls me 10/10: Satan. Local Starbucks 9/10: Satunaham. Punjabi's that know how to pronounce my name. 8/10: Sat-nam. What UK/American people call me 2/10: Santa. Piss takers 1/10: Satnav / Batman. Friends' kids. 0/10: Sadam. US immigration officials

California roofs are just for show.

Hurry up folks, not all functions are continuous.

My crew for Groq Inc web-stream event today, GroqDay. Register and watch at groq.link/groqday4 we'll be sharing demos and presentations on #AI #LLMs, #GNNs, and more! Proud of these folks.

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Truly

Math. We have no moat around it. How do we build one?

Chamath Palihapitiya Groq Inc I tried this with summarize book text with cross questioning and summary. It's faster and more accurate than big techs llms.

Wild tech you have to try: groq.com They are serving Mixtral at nearly 500 tok/s. Answers are pretty much instantaneous. Opens up new use-cases, and completely changes the UX possibilities of existing ones.

The response time from groq feels like magic!

Try groq.com now Hyperfast LLM running on custom built GPUs Answers in miliseconds, not seconds How? 🤯

Groq is serving the fastest responses I've ever seen. We're talking almost 500 T/s! I did some research on how they're able to do it. Turns out they developed their own hardware that utilize LPUs instead of GPUs. Here's the skinny: Groq created a novel processing unit known as

I’m sorry to all the engineers at Groq Inc I should’ve waited till tomorrow to post about you… Hopefully the servers stay online till the morning!

oi, m8. Groq Inc fastest resp alive

The first public demo using Groq: a lightning-fast AI Answers Engine. It writes factual, cited answers with hundreds of words in less than a second. More than 3/4 of the time is spent searching, not generating! The LLM runs in a fraction of a second. …6591-00-1rsd2y84t464l.worf.replit.dev

uncensored ai @levelsio Good guess, but nope. Completely original hardware / software solution built from the ground up. We say it's "sand to sky" because it's our custom silicon GroqChip, an LPU provided as a system via our cloud solution. We haven't even started with tricks used by others yet. :D

Who wants to go all in on an LPU cluster with me?

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Happy to share that the new Haskell Meetup will be hosted at Groq Inc in their Mountain View HQ, this Friday 5:30pm partiful.com/e/McHtTURDtf4k… Tim Sears will share how Groq uses Haskell and Avi Press (founder Scarf) will talk about his experience on running a startup with