Cropped from a promoted tweet. Not really selling your "surprising hack" to me if it's that well known.

It's not a road bridge! I mean keeping the thing safe is brilliant, although I question the intent to keep it open overnight, because they're fucked if they discover a problem, but it's not a road bridge.

Why was the satsuma in a church in the first place? Surely there's enough swivel headed churches in DC for him to have gone to one where he would've been welcome? His staff spent weeks printing executive orders for his "child holding a marker" signature, but not picking church?

I know they've been sandbagging in order to get sympathy from the premiership's prosecutors, but why have the beeb written this headline like it's a bad thing?

im not afraid to say it: baron harkonnen is a bad dude. he's a pedophile, he's a tyrant, he's— *the baron waves a large sack of money at me* ...erm. my apologies everyone. i did an npc. i did a groupthink. i did a no growth. i am trying to do better

Twitter can still put together an awkward pairing. Despite everything else.

And to think that ITV presenter thought he'd lose all credibility if he asked Milliband what his favourite dinosaur was.

Only way tonight's result in Caerdydd would be sweeter would be if they left the Conti Cup decals on the ice as a flex.

Didn't realise the Neptune had closed again Hopefully someone can take it over, and get rid of the stupid name they gave it in 2011

I mean, he joined the Tory party, and stood for nomination as a parliamentary candidate, the clues are there that he's never had excellent judgement. He just wasn't as much of a twat as his leadership when he abandoned ship.

Why are the sofa shagger, and the Tory so unpopular with his own party he left his commons seat to stand in a mayoral election as an independent, being RTd without prejudice into my timeline? Can they just both fuck off instead?

Surely TMO should be telling the ref that went backwards off the tackled player, especially since there's a break in play anyway? I mean, there was a forward pass at the start of the previous phase, so it's not a try anyway, but the knock on decision was wrong