gentle reminder that your wife will leave you for being poor sack up and start trading the volatility at least you show her how much money you cannot withdraw from the exchanges because they are insolvent

just slammed an 8 ball in 2 lines and 100xed ETH with my last $7.22

Still bullish fuck you.

Base is building private transactions. We acquired the Iron Fish team back in Mar 2025 to start working on this. More to share soon.

AI agents are back on Base, led by Virtuals Protocol. Virtuals shipped agent-native infra, x402 unlocks agent-to-agent payments, and coinbase tooling gives agents wallets. Result: 700k+ txns / ~$198M 24h vol across AI-agent tokens. is it time to build on Base?

this is the ugliest nigga in all of crypto

An important conversation some would say

We are going to pump very hard very soon IMO. I’m positioned accordingly.

DuckDegen 🦞 Quit CryptoLamb satsdart Brian Armstrong I’m only helping ppl with stuck stablecoins so we can unlock new buyers instead of dirty sellers

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bitmine accelerating to 96,798 eth per week gets them 5% of supply by q2. eth/btc ratio at 0.035 vs 0.06-0.08 historic range. they're collecting 3-4% staking yield on $12b while eth/btc mean reverts. every eth they stake compounds their position. other miners copying this

BREAKING: CZ, FOUNDER OF BINANCE, IS DATING CAROLINE ELISSON, FORMER GIRLFRIEND OF FTX FOUNDER, SAM BANKMAN-FRIED.

just remember there are people out there still trying to have sex instead of have ClawdBot and their Claude build apps we are so early

Base chain utility plays looking like Caroline Ellison in a mini skirt almost good enough to bid

government agencies out here getting community noted for lying to the public is peak 2026

I am quite impressed with Claude's understanding of the crypto sphere. No LLM was anywhere near this 1-2 years ago

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how my foid looks at me when i start talking about the jews