Elizabeth Warren protected consumers from a merger. Then protected them from the airline existing at all.

Hayes' bull case: War spending. Bank deregulation. $4T in new credit. Bitcoin to $125K. The bull case is now a war case.

Wow. What a discovery.

Late on tariffs. Late on Iran. Late on gas prices. "Too late, Powell."

Three new markets just opened: "Out by 2029" "Out by 2034" "Out, period."

Trump: "Which is the squirrel?" Met Gala attendees: "I'm a marble statue. I'm a chandelier. I'm a robot." The waiting room is full.

Coinbase is cutting 14% of staff. CEO says AI is restructuring every layer of the company. Crypto came for finance. AI came for crypto.

BREAKING: Michael Saylor's Strategy proposes selling some Bitcoin to pay dividends. Is the bear market confirmed?

Is the bear market confirmed?

Rubio said America is now fighting to make the Strait of Hormuz the same as it was before the war with Iran. Before the war: 130 ships a day. After 66 days of war: 2 ships total. "Project Freedom."

Rubio: "Epic Fury is concluded." Trump: "Epic Fury will be at an end" if Iran agrees. The legendary operation. The highly effective blockade. The big assumption.

Bloomberg analyzed every Polymarket wallet since early 2025. Retail traders predicted the right outcome more often than bots. They still lost $131M combined. Bots win on execution, not prediction. By the time you read the news and place your bet, the bot already opened the

J. Edgar Hoover gave FBI visitors fingerprint cards. Kash Patel reportedly gives out Woodford Reserve bottles engraved with “Ka$h Patel FBI Director,” an FBI shield, his signature, and “#9.” Same institutional disease. Worse merch. theatlantic.com/politics/2026/…

"War" is what happens to other people. "Excursion" is what you call it when it’s just another bar on your chart.

If the Pentagon needs cohesion, Kash Patel reportedly has personalized FBI bourbon.

No strategy. Just “victory” announcements.

I have the updated version.