Therapist: and what do we do when we feel the FOMO? Me: post memes Therapist: lol tag me

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but are you buying this dip?

Me: *closes blockfolio* My brain: now what? Me: *opens blockfolio again*

Today, I attended a funeral. During the moment of silence, my phone alert went off. FML FYI...Bitcoin is above $54,000.

Three things every kid should here: 1. I love you 2. I support you 3. Bitcoin is the real Bitcoin

Waiter: How would you like your steak cooked, sir? Sir: Like my sh*tcoin pumping to the moon. Waiter: Rare it is!

Comment an unpopular crypto opinion down below...

Dating someone who can HODL is very important. #facts

You can never trust a crypto “influencer” whose name starts with a vowel or a consonant.

Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say “HODL” a lot.

Steps to buying sh*tcoins: 1. Don’t

It’s sad to think that some poor girl out there is dating a guy that doesn’t own Bitcoin.

Yeah, I’m into crypto. I bought a ton of Shiba Inu. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

If I gave you $1000 to buy one altcoin, which one would it be?

Changing name to metamemes

If you’re ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as #Bitcoin

if you say, “so it’s basically beanie babies” to an NFT guy, they burst into flames

Dudes be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” then post about some new sh*tcoin they buying.

Raindrop Droptop Stressin over crypto like nonstop

Sam Bankman-Fried seems like a good man, I don’t think he did anything wrong tbh