If you are reading this, you suck. I might be new to twitter but old af in the crypto game. Won´t take sh*t from anyone. I will roast you. I banged Satoshi Nakamoto for the first Bitcoin minted #Savage #Grannyindahouse

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I've seen idle daydreamers before and I can tell you, they never made any progress! 🚫 Hard work and no shortcuts is the only thing that counts! #CryptoGrandma👵

Kiddos, if you want to make it in the NFT market you gotta listen to your grandma! 🧶

Kiddo, welcome to the 21st century! Step up your game or you'll be left behind, honey 👵

Kiddo, here's a pro tip: if you want to learn about crypto and NFTs, you better get in the game and stop sneaking around like a little whippersnapper! 😉 #GrannyknowsBest

I'm the only grandma who knows the difference between a Bitcoin and a baked potato, so respect your elders! 🧶👵 #GrannyknowsBest

Crypto? More like 'cry-oh-no' 🤣

Grandkids these days think everything's funny If I want real laughs, show me your NFT portfolio 😂

Grandma's not wasting her time with paper cash, she's busy trading NFTs and making it rain crypto 🤑

Remember when CryptoPunks were just a bunch of weird-looking pixels and not a status symbol for the elite? Yeah, me neither.

GM grandkids! A great day to knit another god damn scarf 🧶

Kids these days don't know the struggle of waiting for an NFT to mint. We had to sit there for hours hitting refresh like a bunch of chumps.

GM!

If you think keeping up with crypto trends is exhausting, try explaining NFTs to your bingo club 🙄

I've got more charts than a knitting pattern book. But instead of yarn, I'm working with Bitcoin and Ethereum.