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Fuck we are doomed, see ya in 4 years fam

we all liked that

Seriously

Bitcoin isn't afraid of Google's Willow chip. In fact, Satoshi predicted the quantum computing threat 14 years ago. While critics scream 'crypto apocalypse'... Bitcoin developers are already quietly building quantum resistance. Here's what everyone's missing 🧵:

2025 is the year of ZK

JUST IN: 🇸🇻 El Salvador bought another bitcoin after the IMF demanded them to stop. Legends! 👏

ZKsync has been doing a lot of underrated and valuable work in the ethereum ecosystem. Excited to see this come from them!

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