There’s this scene in Mr. Robot where this high up tech executive decides he needs to steal some information off of this gay guy secretary’s phone. And his genius master plan to accomplish this task is…..he picks the guy up at a bar, goes back to his apartment, fucks his ass,

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Christ was tortured and died on my behalf and I still wake up every day and choose to be evil and retarded. Lord Jesus Christ son of God, have mercy on me.

this was probably the funniest fucking bit in in 67AD. every time you have dinner guest over you prank them by taking the top off and everyone cracks the fuck up except your bitch wife who is sighing at you in latin.

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I’ve been doing YouTube professionally for 7 years and reading the analytics. This is what “shadow banned” looks like on X. Why me?

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Hey Eric I’d never heard of you but quick google search said you were literally removed from House Intelligence Committee for having your office infiltrated by a Chinese spy named Fang Fang😭😭 Can’t even make it up. Maybe sit out the National Security lectures. Politicians man🫣