Mothman is real and but everytime theres a cryptid he gets faster

Groans. Crawls into bed. Hides under blankets. Uuugh.

(( the radio at work is playing I’ve Got You Babe and all I’m picturing is Stan and rick oml

(( Hey if anyone is interested, the Morty that dipper keeps mentioning he’s met is the Rickless Morty , my baby boy, if y’all wanna interact with him too lol ))

Soft gasp. Pooh Bear is following him. 😯 💕

He’s confused. This new guy following him looks like all those human-Bills he’s seen? But... Blue? What?

He sees you,,

He kinda feels like he should... Say hi? He’s a Bill, but... He’s scared? Bills don’t get scared. Maybe he’s different.

Pinetree, I'm bored and sixer is busy... Entertain me.... — Good. Stay bored forever. curiouscat.me/cryptidangles/…

He sighs and shakes his head, walking over cautiously. “Uh... Hi.”

He blinked. “Uh, Gleeful? N-no... I’m Dipper... Dipper Pines...” x.com/paranoidblue_/…

“Original? Uh, yeah, I guess so...” He chuckled softly. x.com/lacrxmae/statu…

“Masters?” He waves his hand in the air, an eyebrow raised. “Is it like... A sexual thing, or...?” Dipper you can’t just ask that oh my god- x.com/lacrxmae/statu…

(( sooooo

“Coffee is honestly a godsend....”

Amazed that Number 3 was able to pour cheese on Bill WITHOUT dying. Props to her.

Well, totally, he deserves it. But damn. He’ll kill someone without batting an eye. x.com/rxinbowmxnkeys…

Mothman is real and he's gentle

Mothman is real and is reminding you to have a drink of water

NEVER FORGET THAT