I’m 80% certain I have a brain worm now.

Abigail is a shit movie. 40 minutes left, but can’t imagine it being saved.

Imagine being Kristi Noem with millions of dollars and not changing your name and moving to another country.

Hopefully never again will there be a Presidential election where people are wondering which candidate shits their pants more.

Being angry all of the time is just a shitty way to live.

I haven’t let Twitter enrage me for quite some time and then hearing this ignorant cunt murdering her puppy 20 years ago ruled my life for like 2 days. Taking a break again😂

So was craving sweet potatoes, which I don’t particularly like so I thought maybe I had a Vitamin A deficiency, so I started googling and now I’m pretty sure I have measles.

Just came across the White House Correspondents’ dinner and it’s so cringey

Perhaps we could all come together now😂😂😂

I’m as surprised as anyone to find out conservatives don’t like crazy women executing their dogs either, tbh.

Who would want less time?

I don’t gamble, much…. but I might put some money on this Tyson fight

I woke up in a fantastic mood today. Should I go to the emergency room?