covid tests in mexico do be hitting different

When you’re not sure if you’re coming home with your cabeza

Waking up to the Texas-Iowa State box score

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When my Cowboys lose

When Austin is on that boil notice

When MattyBRaps is barely firing out tweets anymore

just read ‘love you forever’ at bedtime the night before his first birthday

When I remember will defries never released his Miles Teller podcast, “tell it like it is.” Now is as good a time as ever

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

When you’re starting to get really worried about how insufferable Dillon Cheverere will be next week

Me when I heard that Touching Base theme today

That dude earlier today when will defries dunked on him

When you and David Ruff both get a second sex off

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

Hail to our king

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts”

Every time I watch Olympic swimming, I think of this tweet. Truly an all timer Dillon Cheverere

Me rn