I took her to my river and I creeked it

The legendary Tim Curry celebrates his 80th birthday today 🙌 🎊

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

and people think she’s NOT a girl?????….

I can’t afford to give what I’m not receiving anymore.

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.

The magnitude of the fuck I don’t give can be seen from space.

crazy how 4/20 is on 4/20 this year

if you ALREADY know i got a lil attitude problem why would you upset me

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge already.

MAN CHUGS BEER OUT OF SHOE IN FRONT OF 20,000,000 PEOPLE

“the villain could be hiding anywhere” the villains lair:

Shutup bitch we love you