Am I the only one that thinks venting to your lifelong friends about things that happen to you and your family is perfectly acceptable?

Man idk what crawled up everyone's ass but they need to pull it out. Shit is OLD

Why is it that every time I try to help someone, I get shit thrown in my face? Why can't anyone just let me be nice?

Today fucking sucks. I hate people

I feel like I'm playing Metal Gear rn cuz I got a solid snake comin out my ass rn

Why can't things just go right for once

The masculine urge to smite yourself because loving someone too much makes them angry

This is funny cuz their account is still active as of this being tweeted

If this man can forgive a murderer.... Maybe I can forgive an abuser....

Do y'all think there has been a moment where everyone on the planet farted at the same time? If so, how many times do you think it's happened?

Only the real ones know how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 28 Dec 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

I present to you for the first time ever.... The Hedge-helm Scream Blow this up lol tiktok.com/t/ZTREAW6Yn/

Why am I so bad at actually doing things that I want to do. Like, I've been saying for years I wanna build a PC. I've 100% made more than enough money by now to have built at least 2. Still don't have one. Wtf brain? Why you dumb?

Fuck this shit

Foo Fighters released a new album. Expecting so fire tunes when I'm omw home open.spotify.com/album/4wp4aWWp…

I'm gay

Everyone loves Red Robin

The Philadelphia Eagles are the worst team in NFL history

Giving thanks to Coheed and Cambria for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to Time Consumer. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3utxjLh…