I get invited to a lot of events.

Usually a professional works for a client. My clients work for me. I ~own most of them.

There's no better feeling that having complete control over someone. And all because of some ~compromising photos.

Back from extended leave.

Hold that pose!

Any models looking for a photographer with lots of experience, many connections, and one who'll take them seriously, just ask.

Once people sign up with me, they can't seem to stop coming back. I wonder why.

If I take photos of myself this good in my own changing rooms, imagine what I can do to you.

@elliejgculding "Gold. But please, call me Katie. You interested?"

@elliejgculding "I can do a few preliminary shots to see if you're happy before a price and continuing with the shoot. Sound good?"

So many scandalous photos, so little time.

Where have all of the pretty girls I have blackmail material on gone?