Dear diary, I just seen Ursula naken #RegrertsNothing

Dear Diary, I love Ursula soooo much, shes my little sushi roll. . shit, i mean calamari ~Cruella

//now she knows my identity

Dear Diary, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS ~Cruella

Dear diary Ursula slapped mt bestest friend. . .well old bested friend #LeSigh

Dear Diary Im the most popular girl in town, well, even the savior likes me!

Dear diary SPOTS, SPOTS, IM SEEING SPOTS

#DiaryAsANewBio