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“Funny– I don’t remember giving you permission to do that. It’s best if you look away.”

Her eyebrows furrowed into a deep scowl, curling her hand into a fist. “𝙎𝙖𝙮 that again ׅׅ𖤠”

Temari scowled, eying the figure up and down in a fairly disgusted manner. “Who lied and told you that you were 𝙛𝙞𝙩 to be that confident ׅׅ𖤠 Bring the ego down. It’ll get you killed one day– by me.”

( what a dumbass. . . ) Hey, dumbass.

( cue a raised brow. Fighting the urge to give him the biiiiggest slap. ) I’m 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 to you, you know.

Hello

That’s crazy ( blows the tree down )

smoke.⠀ anyway this is a temari appreciation tweet.

( eyebrow raise. ) Hey, idiot.

( squint. ) Uhhh-huh. Thanks, I think. You’ve never complimented me before, you know. What’s the big deal now?

Happy women’s day to me.

Huh. I’m not used to you being 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴. Thank you, then. Again. But I mean it this time.

Aren’t you gonna 𝘀𝗮𝘆 something to me ׅׅ𖤠 The day’s nearly over, you know. ( arms folded, she’s tilting her head and tapping her foot on the ground. WAITING. )

( she rolled her eyes. ) That was super weak. But I’ll take it. Thanks, Shikamaru.

Remind me to get you a calendar next time I’m around. Now, wake up. ( she slapped Shikamaru’s shoulder 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆, a smile spreading across her lips. )

"𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙎𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙏𝙤 𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝘼𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙉𝙤𝙩. 𝘽𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝘽𝙚 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙚."

You don’t want to start an argument with me. I’ll win. ( temari scoffed, arms folding across her chest. She was flattered, but would she show it? Absolutely not. ) As long as the compliments aren’t anything creepy – keep ‘em coming.