Damar Hamlin is the best of us. We love you, 3. Praying for you.

One time I saw a commercial without Kevin Hart in it.

what we're not gonna do is drag bonnie raitt!

“An empty tomb?? He’s supposed to be dead!”

Hey. Relax. We have a secret plan to fight inflation.

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

Before you begin your thinkpiece, the Supreme Court DID NOT strike down Affirmative Action Admission preferences for legacies, donors, employee families and special recommendations are still allowed The Court struck down Affirmative Action For everyone except WHITE PEOPLE

Read Michelle Obama's full statement on the Supreme Court's affirmative action decision: "Back in college, I was one of the few Black students on my campus, and I was proud of getting into such a respected school. I knew I'd worked hard for it. But still, I sometimes wondered

So we’re clear: The Supreme Court ended affirmative action yesterday by saying you CAN’T discriminate by helping a minority group, then turned around today and said you CAN discriminate by hurting them.

I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as I inch closer to the grave

OFFICER: suspect is a white male, 35-40, bearded, glasses DETECTIVE: where was he last seen OFFICER: walking into this death cab/postal service show at the hollywood bowl DETECTIVE, looking out at bowl crowd: *cigarette falls out of mouth* good god

Bear witness.

Rest peacefully, Dipper. May we all know this kind of unconditional love. #dogsarethebestpeople

Can confirm.

Tim Walz in a Lowe’s.

rolling up to the girl scouts set up outside a grocery store

Whoever said J.D. Vance's drag name is Ashley Furniture, you won the internet but Elon autorefreshed your tweet into oblivion

If you’re just joining the Harris/Trump debate… #Debatenight

listen, who among us has not become our most unhinged self in Philadelphia

Get me to God’s country