Tip #1, punch him in the face to unlock a secret-

C'mon. What if you find out his middle name by doing so?

It's pretty worth it-

Most secrets can unlocked by attacking or enraging him-

Where's the fun in that?

As expected.

Need a better username. Gonna brainstorm it a bit.

How is that fun?!

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR SPURRS-"

Screams internally.

Lacing cigarettes with hallucinatory drugs. Have a nice trip, asshole.

Opens his brother's computer. Needs to find something online. Opens one of the tabs. It's nothing but Big Chungus. "I'm concerned about you, brother-"

Cue "Big Iron" blasting in the distance.

"Fuck-"

Tales from the OF Bro's house. Red: "Boss, whatcha got there?" Edge, a monster on a leash in one hand and a drink in the other: "A martini."

Finally figured out a new username.

Internal screaming. External screaming. Eternal screaming.

"Allow me to drag you to hell with me."