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C R Parsons

@crparsonscomedy

Comedian, Lawyer, Motorcyclist, Musician, Husband, Father, Grandfather, Stroke survivor, Southerner, Ole Miss Fan, Christian (not necessarily in that order...)

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I recently learned that mice canโ€™t burp. Theyโ€™re a lot like motorcycles, you give โ€˜em bad gas theyโ€™ll die on ya. That and every time my wife finds one in the house she freaks out and starts yelling at ME.

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Just saw two fire trucks, running lights and sirens, in opposite directions on the highway. What am I supposed to do with that information to avoid traffic? ๐Ÿ™„

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Thatโ€™s it!! Tubi gets best commercial of the game. Hope no kids were injured by upset parents. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†. #SuperBowl

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Itโ€™s official Iโ€™m locally famous (even if I did have to say it myself๐Ÿ˜†) instagram.com/reel/Cu70KNfgAโ€ฆ

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Itโ€™s terrible joining an exclusive club only for it to go downhill and start letting just everybody in. Thatโ€™s how I feel about the DEAD DADS CLUB. When I was 7 I was the only member I knew, now at 50 it seems like everyone is joining. ๐Ÿ˜œ