I love you more.

Me once I get married:

I am forever in your debt.

Dad bod? I’m not sure Loras would let himself get one of those. It’s probably me that needs to be worried about it— I’m related to Robert after all.

Oh no... How strict are we talking?

Ooof...um... Can we get Loras Tyrell to weigh in on this?

Oh -phew- “Thank you, my love.” Is SO relieved he doesn’t have to go on one of Alerie’s diet plans.

Would this be a good thing or bad thing?

Loras is a m a j o r bottom

“Alerie!” Chuckles awkwardly and runs a hand through his hair. “I didn’t realize you were around...”

Oh gods...

“Um. Sleep well?”

I think I just scarred your mother, Loras Tyrell

So she’s not gonna ban you from seeing me?

Wait, am I really?

“Oh good.” Is -very- relieved about that... now his plan could go into action without worry.

When Loras and I get married, I promise you can plan it.

Wait what? What’s wrong with it?!

Tosses Loras Tyrell’s phone at him. “Call your sister, let’s have some drinks in the back.”

Loras is already taken care of!