I think Ray Peat once said that seed oils can’t affect you when your heart is filled with love.

text them. we exist in a hologram, this is a dream, nothing matters

the fact that i out ate hyperemesis gravidarum and gained weight while throwing up 20-40 times a day is proof that i could out eat ozempic

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

my toddler:

new coffee shop opened in 12 south and there were people lined up for blocks… for coffee? do you people really have nothing else to do?

the lion should never concern himself with open container laws

i’m so tired of vocal manspreading i don’t want to hear and angry man yelling down the phone about work while i’m playing with my baby at the park

show me on the Labubu where he touched you

matcha withdrawals

ole yeller ‘em

realizing i was the first in my graduating class to have a baby

my latest woke opinion is that long acrylic nails are a form of oppression

I love a gross disgusting American bar but I yearn for the pub/tavern

have to say SoCal gangs being told to mount up by the mayor wasn’t on my bingo card lmaoooo

every day in nashville until october

How y’all look when y’all @ grok in comments btw

men are obsessed with believing women don’t want them because they’re not 2% body fat and 6’4” because they refuse to acknowledge it’s actually because they have terrible personalities and hold very unattractive values. + that is a perfectly normal handsome man. online freaks!!!