I'm not usually the type to get jealous over other people's weddings But I saw a girl on reels say she incentivized people to RSVP by making the order in which people RSVP their order to get up and get dinner and I am being driven to insanity by how genius that is

I love The MCU, but the fact that we haven’t seen Banner transform into The Hulk in 13 years is WILD.

i thought labubu was the new word for a lobotomy

"are you okay?" "whats wrong?" "who i gotta fight?"

Sorry i don’t have time to comment on the Sabrina Carpenter album cover because I’m having all sorts of weird sex that would apparently freak a lot of you out really bad

how y'all want sabrina carpenter to dress for her photoshoots

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

If my last name was “The Hedgehog” and some bitch on twitter asked if I was an otter i’d be on the news

Ok welcome back bbm

the turn signal is destroying me

that’s MY fantasy player ✊🏼

I’m drooling for my fantasy team

“Momentarily” THEY BOO’d EVERY SPLIT SECOND HE HAD THE PUCK I FUCKING HATE TORONTO FANS

temporarily returns to Twitter to beef with hockey 🥲