╱ at least I’m always off 13:30 every Friday 🤠 but every Wednesday I’m supposed to be at school from 8:00 to 16:00

Brie acting like her nationality, huh.

Is Simon French? No Will I laugh at Simon for this and blame him because he speaks French? Oui.

Well, I don’t hope it’s the norm, cus’ . . It is a little but disgusting. I’ll be honest with you here. ( maybe a bit harsh? Eh, she’s part of the apex, the onion scavenger will be fine. )

╱ someone yell at me to set up my pinned 🤠

Struggles of being a father 101

Mhmm, sure thing.

I’m not even proud of being American.

Yes. :)

There’s a reason I stayed on the train

Pfft, pussy.

FRenCh

Yeah, yeah, whatever

Grace in French sounds like a French person trying to say grass in a British accent

I am FIGHTING the devil to keep my eyes open 🧍🏻‍♀️

╱ it’s two am, and I’ve got cramps and a dog in a bed 🚶

╱ dog genuinely took the other side of the bed, and slumped down his head on the other pillow? Who do you think you are? Material gworl?