getting lucky with this chick but instead of having sex i just slap my dick on the outside of her pussy

i squirt jizz when i feel threatened

im neither a grower or shower

i bet sydney sweeney has a lovely pussy

explain it to me like im a spastic

[watching porn] is that pussy or an anus?

[watching porn] oh my goodness where did that penis just go?

asking HR if she thinks it’s the chinese, indians or muslims that will take us over

would it be a terrible bother to show me your pussy

there’s a good chance i’ll shit myself today

on the train reading romeo and juliette, laughing hysterically every time shakespeare makes a pun

would

choking to death on my own vomit as my wife makes me eat her pussy

mouth

ive got a tight & wet penis

yelling “meeddddiicc” when i discover my wife’s tampon in the trash

at the strip club respectfully admiring the dancing

making a penetration with my penis

your honor, im no informer, ya no say daddy me snow me i go blame i lick he boom-boom down