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Critical Nobody

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I'm Craig. I like video games. I make videos about video games | twitch.tv/Crit_Nobody | Famed creator of this dank meme goo.gl/zQ9wmZ

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Unfortunately, this news isn’t at all surprising. All the Geoff cope in the world doesn’t translate to player interest and without players, a live service will inevitably fail

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Everything I heard about Iron Lung is accurate. Markiplier definitely has an eye for directing and the movie was relatively engaging throughout. His passion is clear. But it absolutely didn’t need to be two hours long and some sound mixing issues made dialogue hard to hear.

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Credit where it’s due, most movies these days leave my brain quickly after I see them. But I’ve been consistently thinking about Iron Lung

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Given how cynical and jaded I am toward AAA gaming, I shouldn’t STILL be baffled by dumbass decisions like this but here we are

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I mostly enjoyed my time with Resident Evil 9. There are some good highs, it looks beautiful and each gameplay style is well made. Character switches are spaced sporadically and the plot devolves into a weird mish mash of memberberries and retcons. Fun ride with noticeable bumps

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Ok modern RE, let’s talk…I understand why you’d include heavily scripted linear set pieces on a first play through. But for the love of fuck, let me skip those parts on repeat runs. Sneaking around the orphanage was tense exactly one time. It’s dull slog every run after that

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They’re charging $40 for Marathon today, not a month from now. So it’s fair game to review the product as it is. And if that endgame content is so important, then maybe you should have delayed releasing until it was done?

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Fostering this old girl for a month or two. Was extremely skittish and untrusting at first, but by the end of the day she won’t leave me alone lol

Fostering this old girl for a month or two. Was extremely skittish and untrusting at first, but by the end of the day she won’t leave me alone lol