The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

"Mrs asked me what my plans are for Easter" "Same as Jesus. Disappear on Friday, show up again on Monday haha"

This is the stuff I want from podcasts

Me gusta cuando las mujeres son mayores y posesivas y me apagan los cigarrillos en mi piel y me dejan marcas cuando miro a otras chicas, pero sí, me gustan mucho las cebollas en mis hamburguesas.

A scene from Looking for Richard, Al Pacino’s documentary about Shakespeare. This man, homeless, a beggar, someone most people would walk past without a second glance, someone not thought to be worth a dime, speaks about Shakespeare with remarkable clarity and perspective.

1. Stannis Baratheon 2. The king of dragonstone 3. The prince that was promised 4. The Mannis 5. The one true king

this nigga scored 15 goals in 60 seconds but everyone only speaks about lewandowskis 5 goals in 9 minutes

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Freddie Gibbs was given an AK-74 while on tour in Russia (2012). "When I got to russia, they straight gave me a AK-47, and I was like, what imma do with this? I don't wanna get caught with this, go to no russian jail. and they was like no, no, no, you gangsta Gibbs, you need to

I bought a property in Egypt

ts will never not be funny 😭

There is no better feeling as a creative writing professor than identifying a student with talent and encouraging them to keep writing—so amazing to be responsible for this single moment that will ruin their life

I love how in a game of thrones everyone is like Catelyn you hysterical bitch that won't happen, and then it happens

Nigga I used to bully in high school just doordashed my food 😭😭😭😭😭#FuckingDork #NoImprovementNoGrowth #SaveThatShitForTheMoviesNigga

Right, that's me bird's fanny shagged rotten.

stopping myself from texting my crush by repeating “the Chinese think in centuries”

I be saying 1 shot sometimes and they really full hp #Mindset

love me wife. love me ship. love me one true king. ‘ate that red woman. simple as