Sigh. I got a notification of this and I read it as Darkwing Duck Tweeted. I didn’t even watch that show.

AMERICA, EVERY WEEKEND: I just wanna Netflix and Chill lol. THE WEEKEND EVERYONE NEEDS TO STAY INSIDE: It's my God-given right to go outside and lick whatever I want.

Where is my wife?

The Land of Illusion.

Must men be so brutish?

Now who’s missing?

How do you tell people your magical wife and you had a child that turns into a state of the art crossbow?

Wrong number.

He reminds me of Krauser. But less dead.

Sorcerologist Tessa <Veil> When played: Copy 1 other random friendly purple unit with MP cost 5 or less, place onto field, change ATK to 1, give "Death: Remove unit from game" & "After 13 seconds: Destroy unit" <Coordination>:2 Give <Flight> to friendly units with <Coordination>

My, Wesker is being so agreeable recently.

I always knew the girl had it her.

Not that she needs my protection.

Because the remake is coming out soon.

Nothing.

Have I been gone long enough?