It's not gay if you tell everyone that Hannah Baker is a lesbian.

"My dads just burst in my room and asked me what I thought about Oprah... I love them."

"Anyway back to work on student council business! Go Tigers!"

Student council business is code for how do I keep myself as far back in the closet that I can.

// I have a few,,, *cough* ~problematic~ Courtney's ships but like, I'm love Courtney she's my child,,,,

// Consider, if Courtney wasn't such a cunt she and Hannah had a beautiful romance

// Yes, welcome to hell, where I take two girls that make eye contact and ship them.