How about instead of posting an “I voted” sticker we post pictures of our biggest shits?

Who’s back of the week: Black Santa

Beginning to think glorilla is going to take home my number 1 Spotify wrapped artist.

My brotha whipped out the Shrek fit for a snowy Thursday night AFC North matchup. Women can’t comprehend this shit.

First tweet in a while. #welcomeback Guy next to me on the plane orders a tomato juice from the beverage cart. He is also wearing flip flops? What would you do?

Taking Indiana to cover last night

Me during Christmas dinner if the Steelers lose:

#TankForArch

Ben Roethlisberger at age 23.

Me and my scramble partner after sinking a par putt for a nice 14 over

What is going on? Liberal Virginia begging to join the pedo ring leader!

Boots on the ground tonight

Office decided to go to taco bamba for lunch today. Everyone got 2 tacos but I got 3. What’s this mean?

Sipping Johnnie Walker in the war room…

#expand

Anything worse than feeling Poseidon’s kiss from an explosive poo? #askx

Gonna start tweeting again #lank