This is far from the only dumb thing she did today. Remember, children, doors are meant to be knocked on.

When you go out to eat and Hope drinks so much water so fast that your server legit has to bring her a whole second cup while refilling her main one just so the plant woman can remain hydrated.

I was today years old when I learned that chainsaws were originally invented to cut through the pelvises of mothers having difficulties in child birth. And now, so are all of you. Thanks Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

According to adil mohammed, I am now the bully.

So Hope and I are gonna be streaming together for a bit until we play games with friends. Come join us! :) twitch.tv/Adilani

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I finally go back to having more than one day off a week, and the first thing that happens is I get just barely sick enough to inconvenience me from going outside for anything more than taking out trash?

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I'm so damn tired of being so damn tired!

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After 10,000 years, I have found new Dew flavors. Here's what they are.

So, I know that most of the people on the road tend to have the combined common sense of a toddler attempting to put a circle peg in a square hole, but it seems so much worse today? I literally need both hands to count all the close calls with either myself or someone else. Its 2

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