In my o-chem class, we've been discussing radicals and so the prof feels the need to clarify that whenever there is bond cleavage, it is done homolytically. I take every opportunity to write "homolytic cleavage" in my notes and think "man i <3 homoboobies"

this plane knows no ecstasy like catching a spinning object.

shoutout all the cool and wonderful people ive met

When there's a fire under your ass, make like Mario and bounce.

hehehehe drugs

good movie.

Man is fun to draw on MSPaint

Fair

me my face when I do the first quest to get to Varlamore:

「ひたむきシンデレラ！」 🇨🇦🦁

scientists discover a shocking fact about black holes: "theyre actually really simple" when asked for more details, they said "yeah theyre just really heavy orbs, theyre not really mysterious at all. weve been overhyping them. at first for grant money, and then for fun"

“you get drunk easily” well yeah, 1 beer is actually 7 in dog beers

comedy

THE GOOMERS

The nouns of time verb.

Monday has it rough. Detested widely simply because it ends the weekend.