can’t a guy have a little fun around here smh

and miss out on having our dear healer raise her voice at me? not a chance, mercie

// why did i ever stop rping sylvain im having so much fun omg

his highness scolding me for being horny will create the opposite effect, i assure you

oh we get to see the dads in three hopes? i’ve always been a daddy’s boy- [HAS TAPE SLAPPED OVER HIS MOUTH]

no i don’t know fnaf i’m too busy dealing with my insecurity and pounding the pink zone

maybe if you stopped playing fnaf you wouldn’t balding due to the stress from the jump scares

like how you haven’t lost your virginity huh

…. ♥️⤴️

nothing makes my heart sing louder like someone pretty putting me in my place

:)

pulls up in this shirt

rubbing his chin, feeling at the heavy fuzz that coats it. hm.. a shave is in order.

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awwoooga tongue rolls out like a carpet bark bark bark ggrrrrrruuff ruff ruff rufff eyes pop out of the sockets

sorry i saw a cutie walk by

where are all the big footed bodacious babes?

gonna go pray for the first time in years for his highness to go easy on ferdinand

.. maybe i should stay invest in soundproof walls so i don’t hear those moans for the third day straight

someone get his highness a happy meal asap