I fucked HIM, write that down

Good.

Stop looking at me like some helpless puppy. What do you want.

Yeah. The house needs cleaned. Get to work.

Kicks him in the nuts. "No."

"That kind of grin isn't cute. It's annoying."

The Crest of Charon accidentally activated for that. She didn't mean to mortally wound him. "...Um... Okay, you can get up now. Come on..."

Casting a healing spell hastily. "Come on...!"

"You know I hate it when you act all suave and flirtatious...!" She huffs. "....Sorry for kicking you."

[Bought out every single vendor in a 200 mile radius of their surplus holiday candy.]

Good boy.

I expect you to fan me as I eat all this later.

Perfect.

Another year closer to death. Yaaaaay.

Fuck you.

Why is everyone obsessed with me.

Okay. I have a present for you in return.

[It's her middle finger.]

Oh my fucking god