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i am SO MUCH worse than u think

If you wanna paint me as the villain I’ll pose

um

what the devil is your problem?

gross.

you think you’re so funny.

*discretely fixes my boner without anyone noticing*

incredibly so.

devious? my goodness. ( he lifted his hands defensively, feigning innocence. ) we are concerned about her safety is all. surely those outlaws she runs with are doing her no good; i would hate for her to bring more shame upon this family.

no, i don’t think i will.

hello. 🍷

no i am not gay for him

get your filthy hands OFF me

i have just received a delivery of the finest sauvignon blanc imported straight from france, and i would be more than delighted to share some with you over some business matters. if you would like.