Gonna scratch beneath the kitty’s chin. And behind his ear. And even give him butt scratches, with those claws of his.

He better not try and scratch the demon, though. Or those paws will be pinned to the ground. But for now.. For now he’ll keep up the scratches, switching between slow and fast scratches.

|| hhh dude idk what tf is going on I just I have no muse whatsoever, it’s like a dry well or something no motivation at all :/

Uh huh... Right. If he does scratch Kera though, there /will/ be consequences. Just a heads up– And now he has moved on to scratching the belly,, soft.

|| i see you’re a man of lost muse as well– it kinda sucks,, bc I wanna do stuff and write with people, since usually it’s kinda fun but now I just can’t be bothered and that’s a shame :’)

|| hhh I’m joining the club yea 😔

|| right?? I have a lot of long SLs to reply to but just looking at them makes me wanna flee I stg,,, small stuff is the best for me rn

|| my sons are ruining the goddamn house again

|| why yes I’m down for something small👌

.....His treats will be taken away. Also his claws would probably get ripped out but that’s just the usual–

|| uuuuh idk :’) are we doin it with Ryo?

|| hmm ye that could work I’ll send something then

Of course the wood chipper had to break down right when he was about to shove the last body in there... Annoyed, he dragged the mangled corpse by its ankle, leaving a trail of blood as he, quite casually, walked right past ✨ . As if this was perfectly normal.

Too. Fuckin. Bad. But hey, all he’s gotta do is /not/ scratch the demon. And then he won’t have to take aaanything away. Should be easy, right?

|| i have way too many cat pictures on my phone now

|| HELL YES FINALLY !!!!!

|| obligatory ‘haha #munday look it’s me in rl’ joke

|| THIS WAS SUCH A LONG TIME COMING I’M GLAD YOU FINALLY GET TO LEAVE THAT HELLHOLE

|| it’s still one step closer to getting the hell outta there!! this year!!

|| OOF that’s a lot of money! I’m rlly rlly happy for you!!! 💖