Don't pose for Instagram by the pool and not expect this to happen 😂😂

I only wanted small fries

Donny van de Beek scored the final goal of the Ole Gunnar Solskjær era as Manchester United manager 👀 Some things are just meant to be… 🤷🏻‍♂️

Throwback to when Roy Keane didn't wait for the referee and just went onto the pitch and the whole team just followed:

Can’t believe it, i found a bitcoin!

Same again Tuesday

Have you took your brolly 50p e/w on favourite man. Mark Foster

Average Etihad attendance for cup games 47,000 Man Utd Youth Cup game has sold over 48,000 tickets🤣🤣

Hawl I’m oan the nightshift

Darwin Nunez highlights from last night

The Gay Nazis

18 years ago, an 18-year-old Wayne Rooney scored a stunning hat-trick on his Manchester United debut! 😍

Struggling with the cost of living crisis? Have to choose between eating and heating? Well, I’ve got the solution to your problems! Just one United Pie, placed in your living room, can heat a 3 bed semi D for a week! Once it has cooled to edible level of heat, you can eat it!

"The greatest player I've ever seen... and he's my brother." The moment Sir Bobby Charlton won the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Lifetime Achievement Award. ❤️

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Theo Walcott: “How does your 2008 [#mufc] team compare to this Arsenal team?” Wayne Rooney: “Yeah we’d batter them!” [Prime Video Sport UK]

Patrick Dorgu’s agent on Instagram: “We are back 🙏🏽”