Just saw a dog with an umbrella

Multifamily construction starts trailed completions by 223k units over the last 12 months. Ongoing construction totals lowest since 2021, and will almost certainly fall further. Note the big drop long pre-dated tariffs. High rates are much bigger challenge for developers.

Just saw 10 upstanding teenagers celebrate Juneteenth by robbing a vape shop in broad daylight

A little Gracie Abrams in the gym never hurt nobody

This is actually preferred

Never be afraid to press custom tip and tip a bartender a reasonable amount 1 drink = $1

Whenever I see a Spotted Cow in the streets of Chicago I wonder what kind of journey it took to get to this exact spot

What more could you ask for

I hope this email finds you after shooting low

“Out of all the things wrong with the economy, the worst is that a large pizza is 40 fucking dollars now” -Random guy on the street

Pretty sure every woman I passed on my walk was wearing ankle or wrist weights What is this sorcery

Tin Lizzie turtle races are inhumane

Only thing to look forward to on a Tuesday is setting a fresh fantasy lineup

Someone just said “J as in jack-o-lantern” when spelling out a word to me and now I’m more confused

Today’s youth would go crazy for this clear height

Just received an email from a broker with the title Just Listed | Multifamily Development Land Opportunity with no information other than a close-up site plan and # of acres At least give me the state, no chance I’m clicking anything but delete

Going to create a Spotify wrapped-like app but for beers drank Who wants to help me build this

Did Nick sell his account?

“So the thing with our miller lite on tap is it’s green and $3, you guys still good with that” I love Chicago

Sometimes you just scroll on X and think wow how lucky are we that some people are actually hilarious