Captain: "FIRE!" Parrot fires the Cannon! Father: "IT IS TEN IN THE MORNING!" Captain: "Mornin' Father!"

Captain kicks open the cabin, releasing the balloons: "Parrot! Help I'm under attack!" Parrot peaks a balloon and gets a high pitched voice: "Hoot Hoot." Father: "It's our Birthday today..." Captain holding a blue balloon: "Oh! Yay!"

Father FishBowL will share an intelligent conversation with Kain. Captain FishBowL will eat soup with a half cut plastic lid because he forgot a spoon. Why do I still question why I'm single. 🤣

Adventure Awaits!

Parrot walks past covered in *Unwanted Art Creations* Captain: "The Hell? Parrot, you feeling okay?" Parrot shakes off disgusting content, and blinks now back to normal: "Hoot Hoot." Captain: "Yeah, better. You looked an Art Galley for a Bot though. Don't ever do that again."

Truly a Wonderful Wednesday this year for it is the birth of the lovely Lilia. Happy Birthday Lady, may your strawberries always be sweet like your company in streams.

Captain staring off at the sea: "Man, I'd hate to see *takes out megaphone* MUSCULAR WOMEN FLEXING ON MY TIMELINE!" Father: "What are you doing?" Captain throws away the megaphone: "Gah!" Parrot: "Hoot Hoot." Captain: "Oy! This was your idea, not mine you little traitor!"

Captain: "Parrot, it's Father Day Tomorrow! Do you know what that means?" Parrot looks over at Father. "Hoot Hoot." Father: "Yes and no, technically its neither of us since that was second incarnation." Captain twists Parrot head around: "Besides! Me, here, now, gift, yes?"

Captain: "Happy Father's Day Father!" Father: "...I'll let that one pass." Parrot: "Hoot Hoot!" Father: "Thank you Puvanma." Captain: "Why does he get a thank you?" Father: "Because he is surprisingly more tolerable to deal with every day." Captain nods: "Fair enough."

Captain: "Father, how cool would it be to get pictures with our Oshis? Like you picking flowers with yours, me star gazing with mine, Parrot getting head pats from his and Lady FishBowL drinking tea with his." Father: "You just want to see him in a new dress." Captain: "Yes."

Meanwhile, while listening to music: 1st Track: The Only Thing They Fear is You. 2nd Track: Television / So Far So Good 3rd Track: At Doom's Gate FishBowL: "The only thing they fear is me because I'm possibly in love? So Fear me!"

Captain walks over to the railing with a burning little boat: "Gentlemen! Welcome to the Viking funeral of my desire to date." Father: "...What?" Captain: "Put simply, women only want other women and I hate men." Parrot: "Hoot Hoot." Father: "No, that's called beastiality."

Captain: "Blo' Hole Blast?" Parrot shakes no. "Nile Nectar?!" Shakes no Again. "Is there anything left?" Father: "Captain!" Conceals the label but holds up a reasonable portion. "Last one." Captain: "The pomegranate... Make it so." Time for a resupply on GamerSupps.

Dear X, more of this! Please and Thank you.

Captain ponders: "Father, permission to request if it is lore accurate?" Father: "Denied." Captain: "What if I asked in a silly fun way?" Father "Do you want me to hurt you?" Parrot: "Hoot Hoot." Captain: "Don't say Do it! I will tie you to an anchor if you keep that up!"

Captain: "PARROT! Why have you not gotten word on the Voice Actors announcing being in #RaidouRemastered ?" Father remarks: "Maybe because you are playing it in Japanese..." Captain: "Hush! Go forth Parrot and find out who's who. Parrot?" Parrot hoots while stuck in a cannon.

Father: "What are you doing?" Captain: "Making s'mores with Parrot." Father: "Why is is head on fire?" Captain: "Same reason his s'more is burnt." Father: "Are you using your desires to cook these?" Captain: "Yep, it's rather resilient. Want a s'more?" Father: "Yes."

Captain: "LAGI AND STEVE!!!!!" Parrot: "Hoot Hoot." Father: "Ah, Seregios is back. That is refreshing to hear about."

Captain: "Hey Parrot, wanna see me draw too much attention?" Father: "Wait, what?" Parrot: "Hoot Hoot." Captain with megaphone in hand: "I've never seen EPIC the Musical." Father: "And here I thought you were gonna do something worse." Captain: "Nor do I want to. (DAMN IT!)"