This. Right now, please.

[Turns his head to kiss the inside of her thigh] Keep on spoilin' me, I deserve it after the day I had.

Two words. Psycho Sallie. [Grumbles and tilts his head back to look up at her] Everywhere I turned today, she was /right there/. She didn't even have a scene scheduled, for Christ's sake.

I said I was sorry!

I will when you apologise to my dick! Poor dude still aches from you punchin' him.

It is a fuckin' magnificent dick. [Beams up at her and reaches up to sink inked fingers into her hair] With every gift comes a curse and I guess Psycho Sallie's mine. I'm beyond tired of shit, though.

His name is Count Felipe III, thank you very much. And he demands apology ice cream.

Only if I get paid for it!

See, that's why I love you. You understand and respect the magnificence that is Count Felipe. [Presses a kiss to that smile of hers] Naw, it was that dumb bitch Cookie who doesn't have more than two brain cells to rub together.

And every bit of me adores Princess Peach. [Waggles his brows and nips at her fingertips] A-fucking-men to that. She couldn't direct her way out of a kiddie maze with a map.

Thank fuck for that. [Mutters, working his fingers deeper into her hair] If this shit keeps up, I'm asking for a new contract so that I'm only working with you. It'll be less money, but also less of a headache.

I'd say punch him in the dick, but you'd need a magnifying glass to find it.

Fiiiiine. I'll add you to the contract as well. I'd hate for you to get stuck with Derpy Dan all the time.

I wouldn't dream of it, doll. [Winks]

True, and I would hate to get on her bad side. I'm sure she'd put Ex-Lax in my drink before a scene or something. [Turns so he's facing her, both hands lifting to cup her face] How about we do both at the same time? Hot stew, hot bath, hot woman...my idea of a good night.