If I ever need a reminding of how in love I am with my fiance all I have to do is look at pictures he’s taken of me or of us together, it’s ridiculous how much easier it is for me to look happy/relaxed/not awkward as hell

Friends who tell you not to change your lifestyle for your kids are the exact same people who stop inviting you places once you have them. It’s a bit lonely

5/8 days in for solo parenting (husband has 8 on 6 off schedule) and I’m officially crashinggggggg yay 😁

How many aura points did I lose when I texted my fiance something that I emotionally needed a response to when the man had just fallen asleep (ik this because he said he was falling asleep and 6 minutes later I had Emotions™️)

Big props to healed girl me for holding it together yesterday and not putting my crazy on an innocent man

Baby woke up for milk around 2:45. I couldn’t get back to sleep after. Whatever, happens sometimes, it’s usual now. 30 mins later: peeing out of my butt. Guess it wasn’t the usual.

I just bought Aerie leggings last year why are they suddenly $60?! They are currently “on sale” for more than I paid a year ago for the same ones wtaf American Eagle???

Mom instincts be crazy cause I really can be across the (very small, mind you) house from my babe and hear the subtle change in his breathing that tells me he’s awake.

For the first time ever, the year I neeed my tax returns asap… I put my account number in wrong 🙃

Re watching Bridgerton really makes it clear how absolutely off the wall they managed to go in 3 seasons

Planning a wedding had me feeling overwhelmed so I asked my mom how she planned hers. Turns out my grandma planned/paid for the whole thing. Mom and dad basically showed up when they were told to be there. Possibly the least helpful thing I could have learned.

BLOCKTINA

I’m dog sitting right now and the dogs have free run of the yard… so naturally the carrier who dropped the owners’ meal kit delivery box off did so INSIDE the yard. Food trays, packing material, and cardboard EVERYWHERE. 🙄

My #hotones episode would be titled “______ simply passes away while eating spicy wings.

Hahahahahhaaha my child is 7 months old and I have baby fever again fffffff