I reverse pick the loser of any sporting event. Ask me who will win and bet the opposite for guaranteed riches.

UFC 284 delivered a great show last night. Anyone check it out?

Celtics are looking too sharp to beat they’ve had a 10 point lead this whole game

Checking out fubo to watch the game. Decent app. Haven’t had “regular“ tv in over a decade

I’m rooting for the winner

Earbuds are the butt plugs of ear hole based fetishes

I have been algorithmed into obscurity but that’s ok I come from obscurity

Does anyone actively watch NBA? Thinking about picking the remainder of the season up. So far I’m liking the Celtics.

My lady left me her car today to get an oil change and I was like fuck that and got her a new car instead.

I like living in Ohio because you never know what’s going to crash or explode next

Sad to report my cat vaporized during a severe sunbeam nap. I was just in time to capture the moment before she was gone.

Oven lights are pointless. You always open the door anyway to be sure.

After two long years finally have a suitable recording setup!!

New month, new look. I’m calling it the “90’s British librarian lady” look.

Decided to have an expensive lunch today. Two eggs.

¡Hoy es mi cumpleaño, baña a este fantasma con atención!

Happy birthday to Natsu !!!

When you smoke weed, you only get high. When you read, you get educated. When you smoke weed and you read you become highly educated. #DidYouKnow

Okay I’m ok with finally saying it. Such a weight off my shoulders. I am not a podcaster! I haven’t been for a couple years. Now my psyche can take a break now that it’s official. Also, I am something else and I can’t wait to share my creative outlet with everyone. Also WTF is X?

I’ve adjusted. What was this app called again?