#aoty congrats to mr rush on being australian of the year.

The best line in the new harold and kumar movie is nph : Woman : i thought you were gay. Nph: i am gay, gay for that pussy. Lol

“Sportsnewsfirst: Bernard Tomic in stand-off with police: ow.ly/8GPHR” All the more reason to hate this smartass prick. #douche

Are Rafa, Roger and the chair umpire going to a traffic light party after the match?

@Reikozub ??? I have no idea what you are on about mate lol sorry.

Addicted to Man Vs. Food

I want to join a Sexual Health Awareness Group but I can't find a SHAG anywhere.

Do any of my overseas followers ( anyone not in australia ) watch or follow AFL ( australian football league ) ?

I hate that wrinkled up talentless prune morona. #halftimesupermoleshow

Ever notice how bus drivers always wave at other bus drivers when they drive past one another even if they dont know each other. #buswave

2 30 in the morning dog barking people peeking in my frontdoor with flash lights i think im about to get fucking robbed.

Turns out its the cops with a search warrant i wish it was a robber at least that way i could have smashed thr fuck out of someone.

Brian McFadden is a flog

For the great show that was oz the final scene in the last episode could have been 100 times better in my opinion anyone else agree ?

#afldonsswans those feral scum cunts essenscum got what they deserve they dont deserve to be in the afl let alone win a game.

#afldonsswans you feral cunts essenscum got what you deserved heres hoping they dont win another game this year or ever again Join da cause

#afldonsswans im glad essenscum lost lets hope they dont ever win another game id rather see my team not win another game ever again

#afldonsswans then ever see essenscum win another game they dont deserve to win a game let alone be in the afl. Join the cause or fuck off.

@BradMilzy he is in for the same treament as josh would get from jenna #mustbewhipped