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Crazy Ass Lemur

@crazyasslemur

I'm the crazy ass lemur that escaped from @LindsayLohan's compound.

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calendar_today19-09-2012 03:06:24

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Some games on xBox are rated 'M' for mature, that means you have to be 17+ to play.. But if you're a 41yo man playing Halo, that's immature?

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I NEVER invite fat girls over to my place, it's not that I don't like big girls... It's just, I live in a gingerbread house. #YouKnow

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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 RT if you are #TeamObama, favorite if you are #TeamRomney. Let it be known! #Support 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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I soaked myself in gasoline and have a lighter in my pocket. That way if somebody hands me a bible, I can 'spontaneously' burst into flames.