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one thing i like about my job is that if you have a 3pm meeting you’re not looking forward to you can just do nothing until 3pm, and then kinda just keep doing nothing after the meeting is over. typically you can also do nothing during the meeting

every time i think i’ve finally gotten my shit together, i realize i’m actually just dropping the ball on other, different shit. like sorry i forgot to text you back i’ve been remembering to floss every day this month

quick, do you think my hairdresser remembers that 6 months ago she recommended a documentary about bigfoot and i was like (lying) “sounds really cool!!!” (also lying), “i’ll have to check it out!!!!!”, and is she going to ask me any follow up questions???????

okay weirdly i did sorta see this one coming i guess…?

finally remembered to come back here and download my data archive. i’m on bluesky and mastodon (dm in the next couple days if you want to know my handles). i do have a couple bluesky invites if somehow any of my mutuals are still looking bye twitter, it’s been weird 😽✨