Fruit punch isn’t the way it used to be

I love paying my bills

How does one go about tattooing the meteor that hit earth on one’s own body

When we were little my brother would strategically eat all the brown cereal in lucky charms and leave all the marshmallows so he can eat them all at the end simultaneously. Psychotic

Office was dead silent and my phone blasted Baby Back Ribs theme song

Mari saw me choke on a boba

I found my first grey hair today 🙂

ashed potato’s you when I walked in your office 😂😂

Pregnancy is wild. One minute your typing an email and BAM rib cage is obliterated

Where can I watch purple rain

I want a hot dog

Would you rather LIVE life or seeeeeem like you live life

Me and my bestie in public spilling tea 🍵🤣🤣

spirited away (2001) dir. hayao miyazaki

New Mexico police used non-lethal rounds to safely disarm two young boys, ages 7 and 9, who were holding loaded handg*ns

19 years ago, the Jonas Brothers released their cover of 'Year 3000'

“you really do love him, don’t you?”